Piissttt. I'll let you in on a secret.

I've moved to http://hellhound.tumblr.com/
It's a photoblog full of visual glory.

I might just start writing in here again too

05.20.09- Great days

So, I'm in love with this man:



Travis Alan Pastrana.

I met him at the Oregon Trail Rally last weekend. What a great guy, he's so nice.

05.12.09- It's been awhile

Oh, hai thur Blogspot.
It's been awhile huh?

Hmmm, I've forgotten about this nice piece of public domain that i've been renting out for the last half a year. And, I have no reason why the grass has been growing over the gutters of this place.

Actually, I do. School work, procrastination, breakups, vintage shopping, downtown dance clubs, rain, cooking classes, Portland every weekend, a returning love for Jackass. I've got quite the list.

I think i'm going to change that. Because, I do love blogging.
Too bad no one cares about this blog to notice.

And that's all most as disappointing as fruit stripe gum.
:3

02.24.09- I need help from my readers

I'm going to explode any day now. I'm going insane.
I need a release, and i've tried yoga. Stress relief is only a temporary fix.

my tolerance level for human kind is so low right now, I'm seriously going to crack and punch someone in the teeth. Those people who are causing it keep agging me on and irritating me to the point of exhaustion.

Dear Mr. Nobody,
YOU ARE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. You think your so cool because girls "suck your dick at parties" and you "sell drugs". I don't give a flying fuck in all honestly. You annoy the living fuck out of me every single god damn day, and you just don't know when to stop. I know I should put up with you, because your happen to be bros with someone close to me, but I really just want to shove your head even further up your ass than it already is.

Now, your calling me prude because I don't do drugs, I don't smoke weed, I don't drink until I pass out, and I don't go to parties. Here's a little news flash for you buddy, I HAVE A FUCKING FUTURE. I don't need a fucking chemical to make myself happy. I have my friends, I have my family, I have my talents, and I have faith in my own god damn self to make it through without the use of drugs and alcohol. Just know this you fucking waste of air, when your living in your mother's basement smoking meth and shooting speedballs, remember me. I'll be working, i'll be happy, i'll be successful at what I do without your fucking standards. Just to let you know, I am not prude. I may be prude on YOUR standards, but who the fuck cares about that. I'm not a fucking douchebag like you, and i'm sure as hell not going to become any of your standards. So, check your fucking facts before you start running your mouth.

You are an insect to me, and insignificant nothing on the face of the earth. You are the reason why the youth of today has a bad rap. You think your a fucking badass, but here's a reality check bucko, YOUR NOT. Your making yourself into a bigger douchebag than you already are. So, stop judging me behind my back. Stop try to hard to be something your not, stop being a piece of insignificant trash.

To put it simply, FUCK YOU.

Love,
Danni Plague

P.S. Who's prude now?

I'm sorry for my curse fest. I just had to vent. I feel a little better now.

Readers, please help me resolve all my tension.
You may just help me tremendously in the long run.

02.20.09- To Inspire...

Inspiration channeling from:

Jacoby Shaddix


DCMA Collective


Metal Mulisha (R.I.P. Jeremy Lusk)

V-DAY PLAYLIST: Love Sucks!

Soooo, i'm late. But, I love making playlists! I had a Valentine this year, but that didn't stop me from compiling my favorite break up, total explosion, regretful, lesson learning tunes that prove love really does suck.

Runner Up (11). I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby by 3OH!3
Biggest Heartbreaker: "I'm not your knight in shining armor, so I just leave you with this kiss."

This one's for the guys who won't become a bitch. Show that girl her place with the Colorado rap-rockers.


10. She Fucking Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd
Biggest Heartbreaker: "I tried too hard, and she tore my feelings like I had none and ripped them away"

Mmm, the classic story of boy meets girl, and girl hates boy. Let this be a lesson to everyone, perfection is not always perfect. Plus, got to love the guitar part, making this pretty comical on his part.


09. Nod Love by Sonny Moore.
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Then I wake up and you and I were never in love."

A cute song, yes. But, have you really listened to the lyrics? Sounds like someone's dreaming of a girl, and then you wake up and she's not yours. Ouch.


08. A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold
Biggest Heartbreaker: "You had my heart, at least for the most part."

I do in fact find this song romantic, yes. Still, this makes it onto my love sucks playlist because well, sucks to be killed by your lover, embalmed, and then have acts of necrophilia preformed on your corpse aye?


07. Icky Thump by The White Stripes
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk, Robbed blind, Looked around and there was nobody else. Left alone, I hit myself with a stone, Went home and learned how to clean up after myself."

The classic "bitch-stole-my-kidney" story. Stranded, half-drunk, broke and girless in Mexico. Love, or should we say lust, sucks, don't it?


06. Pretty Girl (The Way) by Sugarcult
Biggest Heartbreaker: "And that's what you get for falling again, you can never get him outta your head."

This song is heavy. Listen to the lyrics and there is no need for explanation.


05. You're Not Here by Akira Yamaoka
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Never thought I'd sit around and cry for your love, 'Till now"

A song about how love simply tampers with your brain, changing you as a person. Plus it's on the Silent Hill soundtrack :D


06. My Leftovers by Porcilain and the Tramps
Biggest Heartbreaker: You thought you were gonna throw it back in my face, But tell me how do my leftovers taste?"

Sometimes you just got to confront the ex and his new girl. And then promptly kick his teeth in.


05. Scars by Papa Roach
Biggest Hearbreaker: "I'm drunk and I'm feeling down, and I just wanna be alone. You shoulda' never come around, why don't you just go home?"

One of two explanations of this song can be from love. Even if it isn't what Mr. Shaddix was trying to convey in full, it works great as a breakup song.


04. Dog Eared Page by The Matches
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Out on the porch Van Morrison is bleeding through the walls. I don't think your roommate has been writing down my calls."

Listening to this song is like listening to a confused and lonely boy. Two guys, and sorry, but your not the one she wants. I think all those hints from her could mean something. Because, standing outside with your boombox looks like it isn't helping after all. Damn you cinematics.


03. Chick Habit by April March
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Hang up the chick habit, hang it up, daddy, a girl's not a tonic or a pill."

God, this song is fantastic! It's another kick in the teeth song that you can play to that womanizing boy. Hang up your chick habit before all of the girls you've double crossed come for your head!


02. Shot Through the Heart covered by Atreyu
Biggest Heartbreaker: A school boy's dream, you act so shy, Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye."

A fantastic cover for one of the greatest breakup songs ever created! Atreyu kick ass at bringing out the anger in Bon Jovi's work. This will forever go down as one of my favorite raw anger songs..


01. Seventy Times 7 by Brand New
Biggest Heartbreaker: "Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield."

And, my number one pick. This song is just plain brutal, showing us how much love really sucks! I can't even write a discription for this, so here's the lyrics to prove my point :D

Back in school they never taught us
what we needed to know
Like how to deal with despair
or someone breakin your heart
For twelve years I've held it all together
but a night like this is just beggin to pull me apart
I played it quiet left you deep in conversation
I felt uncool and hung out around the kitchen
I remember I kept thinking
that I know you never would
And now I know I want to kill you
like only a best friend could

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to...

As if it happening wasn't enough
I got to go and write a song
just to remind myself how bad it sucked
Ignore the sun, covers over my head
Wrote a message on my pillow that says
"Jesse, stay asleep in bed"
don't apologize (I hope you choke and die!)
Search your cell for something which to hang yourself
They say you need to pray
if you want to go to heaven
But they don't tell you what to say
when your whole life is going to Hell!

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to...

So is that what you call a getaway?
Well tell me what you got away with
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope there's ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
then again when your head goes through the windshield

Is that what you call tact?
You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back
So let's end this call and end this conversation
And is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed
when you say "best friends" means friends forever

(I can't let you let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to everything you do